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Why Sonic porn fails by The-DCE

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I've never understood why Sega are pushing this Relationship.

So here is where I think it's flawed.

This is in theory a continuation of the Brawl interviews.


Both characters are (C) of Sega
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:iconkittycat64:
kittycat64 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2008
sonic porn is awsome!
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CaptainTooner Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2008
All interesting points.
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Snyarhedir Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2008
Take another look at the manual for Sonic Heroes. Sonic is supposedly fifteen, so being in a personal/sexual relationship with Amy Rose would NOT make him a pedophile. Add the fact that they are legally both juveniles according to the manual to the age difference of just three years (again, according to the manual) and you will find that the only thing wrong with it is the early age at which they would hypothetically be having this sort of relationship. When it comes to sexual relations between two people, marital status is [generally] the only thing on which I am willing to compromise.

Although I should say that Sonic Heroes certainly does not fit the bill as a canon sequel to the Sonic Adventure games.
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IblisTrigger451 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol i like this. its kewt. :giggle:

but come on

yea amys only 12 but sonics only 15. 3 years age diff. i know young couples with 5 yr diffs.

n how can porn be flawed or illogical? porn isnt like literature or anything. its just gota be sexy.

n sega doesnt push this relationship at all (ill admit i dont liike sonamy either n dont know much about the comics). amy was prety much created as a joke to add humor into the game storylines. sonic or any other chars arnt really meant to be in any true relationship at least not to sega cuz they know it wont come out well.

n all the porn posted on the fansites r just for fun - things of our own imagination and pleasure. its not supposed to be taken seriously.

n sonic does have a dick ... its just hedgehogs keep their man parts inside so they dont show like ours do

but good job on the pic overall man. i really mean it. :thumbsup:
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qwertyblue64 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2008
I CERTAINLY see why this got 180 comments and 8,181 views.

Sonic Pr0n fan ----> :hump:
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sshinra Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2008
My friend, you sir just won the internet.
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:iconrandomdude99:
Randomdude99 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
pbffft..hahaha ,oh... can't take ...it it's so true and funny!
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:iconsillydua:
SillyDua Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2008
Hahaha! true :)
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:iconskittycat:
Skittycat Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2008
You=awesome for making this.

Seriously. Sonic the hedgehog porn is totally illogical.
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vglgvn Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2008
sonic and sally makes more sense


at last someone agrees with me about the age difference thing!!
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:iconlilmegfish:
LilMegFish Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2008
He'll never have a penis. EVER!
Don't you sick creeps ruin my childhood hero!
. . . . . Sorry. I've inadvertently said too much.
:shivers:
Damn. FA is a scary place. :fear:
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:iconlilmegfish:
LilMegFish Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2008
OH GOD YOU WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO MUCH!!!
Genius. You got to it before me.
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DrippingRuby Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2008
LOL awesome.

I kinda always thought Tails would get her in the end, they both are young, annoying but damn cute.

As for him not having a penis, he has one, it's just inside him.... >.> And there are fans who need... mental... help....
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Caffiene-dono Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
This speaks the truth. :nod:
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:iconredsupersonicninja:
redsupersonicninja Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2008  Hobbyist Photographer
couldn't have done it better myself
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stephanie-t-bat Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2008
LOL >D
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crazydude749 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2008
if yiur swith a sonic doll around he has boobs and a winer (look on google)
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:iconlord-kiyo:
Lord-Kiyo Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2008
Funny!! I like it! But if he has no penis, then what makes him a boy? And where do kids come from? DNA tubes? Just question.

I hate the idea of Sonic porn anyway
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EatTheTriforce Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2008
I dunno: How can a hedgehog break the sound barrier?

Or turn Super Saiyan for that matter.
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ILoveKnucklesShadow Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2008  Professional General Artist
Oh my god xD for some reason this reminds me family guy xDDD awesome job! I still support Sonic porn though :heart:
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cartooner2008 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2008
Sonic shouldn't have a girlfriend. Period.
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dayaman Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2008
You know what's weird? I looked in the instruction manual for Sonic CD for the Sega Saturn, and it said that Sonic had to rescue Sally instead of Amy. Therefore, Sally and Amy are practically the same person, er, hedgehog.
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ilovesonicandshadow Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2008
but Sally isnt a hedgehog... so how does that work?
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:icondayaman:
dayaman Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2008
Oh.
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:iconilovesonicandshadow:
ilovesonicandshadow Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2008
its ok...i guess...you didnt know...i found out a few days ago:D
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:icondayaman:
dayaman Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2008
But it said in the Sonic CD manual that Sally IS a hedgehog.
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:iconilovesonicandshadow:
ilovesonicandshadow Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2008
but she isnt! damn Sonic manual
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:icondayaman:
dayaman Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2008
I know!
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ilovesonicandshadow Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2008
that sucks!!
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baragon-kun Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2008
literally THIS make my ass Luagh off


oh please do a Handy Dandy Guide on Card Captor Sakura or thr CLAMPS itself
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sonic-babe Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol i was all was wondering why he dosent have a penis wait how will we have kids :,(

your sexy ass frind
princess sally ;)
no for real :o
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MsInsanityDoodles Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL XD
Good points X3
Love the last one, and Amy's expression X3
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:iconthe-dce:
The-DCE Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2008
Cheers.
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MsInsanityDoodles Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
^^
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TheDarkmage Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2008
I'm more of a SonBlaze guy, if I had to choose a pairing for Sonic.
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:iconthe-dce:
The-DCE Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2008
I'm more of a Sonic not dating anybody kind of guy.
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TheDarkmage Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2008
Me too, but if I HAD to choose a pairing, SonBlaze for me.
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SonicDaMan Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2008
Im more of a SonChillydog guy.
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EdwardElric911 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2008
That's hilarious. :rofl:
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Kenshi-Uchiha Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2008
i agree with the first one and the part with no penis cause why are the guys naked nad the girls not, but i am forever a sonamy fan u dont see sonic saving sally in all his games
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:iconthe-dce:
The-DCE Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2008
Well she's only been in Sonic 1, 2 3 and Knuckles.
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:iconthedarkmage:
TheDarkmage Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2008
Sally was never in a Sonic game.

She had a small cameo in Sonic Spinball and that's it.
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:iconthe-dce:
The-DCE Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2008
The character "Sally Acorn" has been in Sonic 1, 2, 3 and Knuckles.

She's the little squirell with a ribbon in her hair.

And SatAM's Sally is based of that Squirell.
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IblisTrigger451 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
... wut r u talking about????
i hav all 4 of those games n i havnt seen a single char like that
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jigglysinger Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2008
Point taken ...
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BlackBeWhite2k7 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2008
Sonic porn: Epic FAIL!
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:iconthe-dce:
The-DCE Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2008
Indeed.
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simpsonsmovie Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2008
Like I said before, I don't care who Sonic's girlfriend is, but now, I don't even care if sonic's with Elise, just as long as they don't make Sonic gay.
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Electra123 Featured By Owner May 30, 2008
so,so True XD
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:iconthe-dce:
The-DCE Featured By Owner May 31, 2008
Thanks.
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